Jose Mourinho suffers shock loss to Crystal Palace – Twitter finds it hilarious…

Social media goes into over drive as Jose Mourinho loses only his second home game as Chelsea manager - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Jose Mourinho hits out at Chelsea players after shock defeat at Stamford Bridge

Chelsea manager says two or three of his players were "not good" after suffering only his second ever league home defeat - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Beating Manchester United or Arsenal is no better than Burnley, says Swansea manager Garry Monk

Monk insists that beating Louis van Gaal on Sunday will only be important for the three points gained - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Liverpool 0 West Ham 3: Slaven Bilic’s Hammers batter Brendan Rodgers’ Reds at Anfield

IT’S been a Long and Winding Road but after 52 years West Ham finally got there. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Saido Berahino could still move to Tottenham

West Brom striker has not given up hope of a transfer, with Spurs considering another bid - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Tottenham 0 Everton 0: Tim Howard keeps Spurs out as Toffees battle for point

EVERTON held firm to deny Tottenham as Spurs again missed out on their first win of the Premier League season. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Slaven Bilic: How I masterminded 3-0 victory over Liverpool

SLAVEN BILIC says good organisation, concentration and defending were key to his West Ham side claiming a stunning victory over Liverpool today. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Premier League transfer news and rumours: live

Latest news and rumours as clubs frantically look to tie up late deals before window closes on Tuesday, 1 Sept 2015 - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Walcott’s Audition? Same Old Issues, Arsene…

Theo Walcott was given a chance to push for a starting role with struggling, but it went pretty badly. Victory for Arsenal, but far from convincing in pursuit of lofty ambitions... - Football365 | Premier League News

Newcastle 0 Arsenal 1: Own goal gifts Gunners victory against 10-man Magpies

FABRICIO COLOCCINI's own goal helped Arsenal squeeze past 10-man Newcastle at St James' Park. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Leicester in talks to sign Inter defender

Leicester are reportedly in talks to sign left-back Yuto Nagatomo from Inter Milan for a fee in the region of £3million. - Football365 | Premier League News

Van Gaal remains unsure over Romero

Louis van Gaal admits he does not yet know whether Sergio Romero is up to the job of being Manchester United's No.1 on a long-term basis. - Football365 | Premier League News

Liverpool transfer rumours and news: ‘Liverpool are still paying Balotelli around £20k a week’

Liverpool transfer rumours: Despite moving on loan to Italy, Balotelli is still costing his club a small fortune - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

West Brom ‘strike Evans deal’

West Brom have reportedly agreed a fee for Manchester United centre-back Jonny Evans, who is now set for a medical at The Hawthorns. - Football365 | Premier League News

Rodgers hails Milner influence

James Milner has already had a huge influence on the rest of the squad, says Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers. - Football365 | Premier League News

Newcastle United vs Arsenal: live

Arsene Wenger's side look to recover from shaken start to league campaign with victory at St James' Park in the early kick-off - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Manuel Pellegrini admits pressure is on for Man City to win silverware

MANUEL PELLEGRINI admits there will be nowhere to hide if Manchester City fail to win silverware this season. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Eva Carneiro issue to be brought up at Fifa medical committee meeting

Treatment of Chelsea doctor will be raised at major meeting, says medical committee chairman Michel D'Hooghe - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports

Denayer agrees Galatasaray switch

Jason Denayer is set to become the latest Man City exit after his agent confirmed that his client has opted to join Galatasaray on loan. - Football365 | Premier League News

Aleksandar Kolarov: Losing to Man United last season was good for Man City

ALEKSANDAR KOLAROV has thanked Manchester United for turning Manuel Pellegrini's men into potential record breakers. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Arsene Wenger hits out at UEFA for handicapping Arsenal in transfer market

ARSENE WENGER has accused UEFA of "handicapping" Arsenal in the transfer market. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Exclusive: Everton ace Seamus Coleman eyes shock Paris St-Germain switch

EVERTON star Seamus Coleman is keen on a shock move to Paris St-Germain. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Exclusive: Paul Pogba’s astronomical Chelsea wage demands revealed

PAUL POGBA has told Chelsea he wants to be paid a staggering £318,000 A WEEK to join them. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Exclusive: Man United will offer £65m plus David De Gea to land Gareth Bale

MANCHESTER UNITED will offer Real Madrid £65m plus David De Gea in exchange for Gareth Bale in a last-ditch bid to lure him to Old Trafford. - Daily Star | Football Feed

Former England defender Joleon Lescott to join Aston Villa for £1.5m

The former England defender is likely to be Tim Sherwood's final signing of the summer at Villa Park - Premier League - Football - The Telegraph: Transfer news, fixtures and match reports